liberissima:

thetalkingcrocus:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

hatingongodot:

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like “TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS”

yama-bato:

Jean-Claude Gautrand - L’assassinat de Baltard, c. 1972

henk-heijmans:

Sheep zig-zag up trail, Aletsch glacier, Blatten, Switzerland, 2012 - by Jean-Christophe Bott, Swiss

byebyetrixcom:

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zegalba:

Undulatus Asperitas clouds seen over New Hampshire (2023)

oldsardens:

Adolf Fleischmann - Ohne Titel